SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

     Well we all have to eat but some people just need a reminder of how to eat. It’s like they have forgotten how to eat, so they munch away at food like two year olds. What I’m talking about is when people just can’t seem to shut their mouth shut while they eat!

     You’re done work or you’re heading home from school and you are really hungry so you go to your favorite pizza place. Alright so you got your pizza you sit down then it hits you, some guy just sitting there, has his mouth wide open. Still having pizza in his mouth, he goes in for another bite. Then you see it having his half chewed food all mixed up with spit in a lump inside his mouth. There you have it you can see the food in his mouth, you can hear the saliva mixing in with the food, you feel like going up to him and just giving him a piece of your mind.

     When you see this person you just want to go up to him and ask him to please close their mouth while they have food in their mouth. You really do want to go up to the person and ask them to please close their mouth while the food is in their mouth. You really do want to go up to the person but you just can’t do that, because some people out there will find that very insensitive. One time I came across this one obscenely loud person chewing. I walked up to him hoping he won’t go berserk on me. I ask him “could you please chew with your mouth closed?” I got an answer that made me feel like asking what has the world come to? His answer was “I have braces and can’t eat with my mouth closed, now go away and mind your own business”. After that encounter I haven’t said anything, because it feels like I’m going to get another smart mouthed answer that makes no sense at all….

     I don’t get why some people think its ok to chew with their mouths wide open when they eat. They just don’t get how annoying it is to have to see half chewed food in someone else’s mouth. Even some parents I I’ve seen chewing and talking with food in their mouths, so I guess that’s what starts this annoying habit, their parents. If these people don’t see how annoying this habit is and don’t stop this will keep on getting passed down to their kids and so on. I guess people just need to see this, this oh so annoying habit before they realize that it is very bothersome to the general public. I don’t care if you do this in your own home just be courteous and don’t show us your half chewed up food, Thanks!!!